Any beautiful, simple presentation of complex information charms us, and we think you will enjoy this visual explanation of Möbius Transformations:
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Möbius Transformations Revealed
Any beautiful, simple presentation of complex information charms us, and we think you will enjoy this visual explanation of Möbius Transformations:
Friday, December 14, 2007
Cool Tool at Yule!
The Newseum — the Interactive Museum of News — offers a neat little tool that allows you to scan the day's newspaper front pages. Just pass your cursor over a little yellow regional dot on the map, and the corresponding front page pops up on the right. Click on the dot, and the selected front page appears at a more legible size on your computer screen.
One isn't limited to U.S. newspapers either--it's an international tool which allows you to scan the day's news from 360-degrees . . . all over the globe!
Monday, December 10, 2007
". . . you’re in college; don’t cite the encyclopedia.”
Last year, Wikipedia founder Jimmie Wales said he wanted to get the "message out to college students that they shouldn’t use [Wikipedia] for class projects or serious research."
This message is strongly stated in a Wikipedia page titled Researching with Wikipedia, which reminds students that "In all academic institutions, Wikipedia, along with most encyclopedias, is unacceptable as a major source for a research paper."
Or as Mr. Wales says, “'For God sake, you’re in college; don’t cite the encyclopedia.'”
Friday, December 07, 2007
Speechless
That old canard that "His voice is so beautiful that he could make the phone book sound good" has been dusted off in support of the Writers Guild strike. For the Speechless campaign, friends of the striking writers create a series of vignettes which demonstrate how the industry is literally "speechless without writers."
We love episode no. 16, in which actors Patricia Clarkson and Amy Ryan read the yellow pages with pathos verging on the tragic.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Outrageously Incorrect . . . Now
Yes, the ad at right caught our attention, too. Hummm . . . maybe the 1950s weren't the golden age of innocence as those years are so often portrayed.
The Daily Mail's Femail blog brought these ads to our attention in an incredible posting titled The outrageously politically incorrect adverts from the time equality forgot. Take a look--you'll either enjoy or be appalled by the trip down memory lane. We were both.
(Thanks to Thom Pigaga for pointing us to this post!)
Thursday, November 29, 2007
New Art Form: The Medical Rap
But wait, there's more!
You should also watch the wonderful Diagnosis Wenckebach video created by the University of Alberta 2010 Med class. (Wenckebach is a type of cardiac arrhythmia.)
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Icks of the Trade*
Apparently, we're not the only ones to feel this way in November, especially regarding our jobs.
The Atlantic's Barbara Wallraff runs a regular feature titled Word Fugitives, in which she asks readers to contribute names for the situations of modern life. Back in July/August, she requested coinages for *"'unpleasant occurances that come with a job'--that is, a word for the opposite of a perquisite." In the December issue, she gives top honors to icks of the trade, but readers submitted other notable coinages, too:
Bruce Evans, of Mesa, Ariz., sugested dreckuisite; Apryl Lamb of Durham, N.C., suquisite; and more than one reader irquisite. Gail Wells, of Corvallis, Ore., wrote, "I'd call them stuckquisites, as in 'Guess I'm stuckquisite again.'" David Noller, of Burbank, Calif., wrote, "This is known as a gozewit--as in, 'Hey buddy, dat goze wit' da territory!'"
You can read the entire Word Fugitives article in the December issue of The Atlantic.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
Norman Mailer Dead at 84
In an interview with The Times upon the release of his last book, Mailer said,
"I think the novel is on the way out," he said. "I also believe, because it’s natural to take one’s own occupation more seriously than others, that the world may be the less for that."
The New York Times obituary: Norman Mailer, Towering Writer with Matching Ego, Is Dead
Slideshow of Norman Mailer images, from The New York Times
A collection of remembrances of Norman Mailer by Marlon Brando, Liz Smith, Irving Howe, Diana Trilling, Edward Abbey, Germaine Greer, and other notables, compiled by Dana Cook at Salon.com: Norman Mailer 1923 - 2007
Free Rice
- Provide English vocabulary to everyone for free.
- Help end world hunger by providing rice to hungry people for free.
When the web site started on October 7, it generated only 830 grains of rice, but yesterday--November 10--it generated 122,377,240 grains. A look at the web site's total page is the perfect illustration of what we mean by a viral website.
Thanks to Nancy Fees for pointing us to this web site!
Ummmm . . . Umami!
Thousands of years ago, humans decided that we could distinguish four tastes: sweet, sour, salty, and bitter. (At right, an illustration of human taste buds from Gray's Anatomy of the Human Body.)
As Robert Krulwich engagingly reports in a recent edition of Krulwich on Science, a fifth taste was discovered in the late 19th c. at about the same time by Chef Auguste Escoffier in Paris and chemist Kikunae Ikeda in Japan. This rich, wonderful, yummy taste is the taste of deep veal stock and a good bowl of dashi--it's the taste of glutamic acid, but Ikeda named it umami, which means delicious or yummy in Japanese.
But don't take our word for it, please listen to Krulwich's original report (7:47 min.), which will take you there via the magic of radio.
Sunday, November 04, 2007
Fruit Flies and Free Will
Google the term Free Will and you will generate a great many links to philosophical ruminations on the topic. (You'll also get a lot of hits for free software which will enable you to produce your own last will and testament, but that's another issue entirely.) Virtually every philosopher worth his or her salt has wrestled with the problem.
It was inevitable that scientists would weigh in on such a ripe topic. Last May neurobiologists at the Free University of Berlin in Germany published an article in Plos one entitled "Order in Spontaneous Behavior", which took a look at the issue not from the perspective of a Greek king and his mother but from the perspective of the fruit fly.
The researchers glued fruit flies to torque meters and put them in a white environment and then recorded where they tried to go. The result? Well, according to "Order in Spontaneous Behavior"
Instead of random noise, we find a fractal order (resembling Lévy flights) in the temporal structure of spontaneous flight maneuvers in tethered Drosophila fruit flies. Lévy-like probabilistic behavior patterns are evolutionarily conserved, suggesting a general neural mechanism underlying spontaneous behavior.This set off a spate of somewhat more readable articles on the original research. It also led Scott Adams in The Dilbert Blog to observe that a more accurate title of the paper would be “Study Shows Fruit Flies Look Around Even When There’s Not Much to Look At.”
Links:
- Free Will -- The Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy
- Free Will -- The Catholic Encyclopedia
- Study hints that fruit flies have free will-- MSNBC
- Do Fruit Flies Have Free Will?-- (complete with photos and diagrams)
- Free Will in Fruit Flies -- The Dilbert Blog
- Defending free will: A fruit fly makes choices -- Reuters
Sunday, October 28, 2007
What's in a Logo?
What's in a Logo? A great deal, if you've ever tried to come up with a new one or even revise an old one. Brand New is a web log devoted to expressing "opinions on corporate and brand identity work." It is a part of UnderConsideration, a blog for those interested in graphic design. The discussions are enlightening, and often the redesigns are puzzling.
Moss Piglets
They live in a slight film of water on moss or lichen. They have eight legs, and all the legs have claws. They can survive in a vacuum; they can survive near absolute zero; they do ok up to 150 degrees; they can survive for up to ten years without water. They can survive radiation a thousand times stronger than other any other critter could handle.
All in all, they are incredible little beasties.
Links:
FAQ's
You can use it to find answers to puzzling questions like
- How early should I arrive at the airport for my flight?
- Why does my smoke detector make a short chirping sound every few minutes?
- Do I need a law degree to become a sports agent?
- What type of food is typical of Guatemala?
- My neighbour's dog barks all the time, who do I complain to and how?
- How do I stop my goggles from fogging up when I play?
Books by the Foot
Intellectually we've always realized that that not everyone suffers from book infestation, but still it came as something of a surprise to discover that there is a service for people with the opposite problem--empty space which needs to be filled with books.
For those poor souls, there is the The Strand Bookstore in New York, which offers a wonderful service entitled Books by the Foot. The Strand, which advertises it has over 18 miles of books, will happily sell you a few feet or yards -- whatever your need. The image above is from their Antique Leather collection -- "Beautiful antique leather books with gold tooling, mostly 19th Century books in good condition" -- for a mere $400 a foot.
If you are more concerned with genre than binding, books become more affordable. A foot of biographies (mostly historical, but with some modern) runs $150 a foot. Perhaps as a sign of the times, fiction is only $30 a foot. Books are also available by subject matter.
The 1 October 2007 issue of The New Yorker has a piece entitled "Books in Bulk." It turns out this is quite a useful service for the film industry, as well as the occasional home which needs a library with a lived in look. (The 4 Nov. 2003 New York Times also has a nice article on Strand owner Nancy Bass entitled "Those Books Look Good? Imagine Reading Them.")
The Strand is not the only bookstore to offer this service. Kenny's, in Ireland, can provide "A selection of finely bound antiquarian leather bindings with gilt spines and leather labels" for 1,200 euros per foot." For the more modest budget, Wonderbooks offers cloth books starting at $9.99 a foot.
Actually, we are rather glad we don't live near The Strand. It would probably be too tempting to stop in every now and then and pick up a foot or two of fiction.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Necrotizing Sialometaplasia
Of course, it is one thing to understand a word and quite another to actually use it. And that brings us to Necrotizing Sialometaplasia, a phrase which would probably give most of us pause, even if we knew what it meant.
Fortunately, The Merck Manuals Online Medical Library is an extensive and terrific source of medical information. In addition to finding a tremendous wealth of advice for virtually any medical issue (i.e., when a Gila monster clamps on to you and starts to inject venom by chewing, "applying a flame under the lizard's chin" may be a good way to get it to open its jaws so you may remove it), their Pronunciation Guide provides an audio clip of the exact pronunciation for an extensive list of medical terms.
Make sure your speakers are on, click on a term, and a lovely mellow voice carefully pronounces the word or phrase for you. (Not only that, but a number of different voices are used for different terms.) Soon, you too will be able to speak with confidence about a nonketotic hyperglycemic-hyperosmolar coma. Abetalipoproteinemia will fall trippingly from your tongue, and no longer will mucopolysaccharidoses give you pause.
There is poetry in these pronunciations. The site is worth a visit just to hear the flow of the syllables.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Audiobooks for Free
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
J. K. Rowling Reveals All
Doubtless you've heard: Joanne Rowling outed Dumbledore at Carnegie Hall on October 19th. Yes, he's gay.
According to an article in Salon.com, that's not all she's revealed about the on-going lives of characters from the Harry Potter series:
At Carnegie Hall, Rowling told the crowd that Neville Longbottom, Hogwarts herbology professor, marries former Hufflepuff Hannah Abbott, who becomes the landlady of the wizarding watering hole Leaky Cauldron, and that Hagrid never gets married. Perhaps most disconcerting was Rowling's assertion that what Harry's conflicted aunt Petunia would have said to him at their parting, at which Rowling wrote this tantalizing passage –- "for a moment Harry had the strangest feeling that she wanted to say something to him: She gave him an odd, tremulous look and seemed to teeter on the edge of speech, but then, with a little jerk of her head, she bustled out of the room..." –- was, "I do know what you're up against, and I hope it's OK."
Writing for Salon.com, Rebecca Traister asks if Rowling isn't being a bit too chatty. Hasn't one of the strengths of Rowling's writing been its willingness to allow ambiguity? Case in point: Is Snape good or is Snape evil? His character's ambiguity allows for wide-ranging cogitation and many a spirited discussion.
We tend to agree with Traister who says Rowling needs to know when to call it quits. Her imagination needs to be curbed, so ours can roam without fences.
You can read the entire Salon.com article online -- requires free log-on.
Monday, October 22, 2007
There Oughtta Be a Law
When researchers revealed that dark chocolate is good for us--the darker the better--we rejoiced. Finally, a justification for all our deepest, mysterious cravings.
Now, however, we learn via Wired News that research "links the type of bacteria living in people's digestive system to a desire for chocolate." Yes, our urges for chocolate operate on a gut level: "Everyone has a vast community of microbes in their guts. But people who crave daily chocolate show signs of having different colonies of bacteria than people who are immune to chocolate's allure."
For some reason, this slight loss of free will depresses us. We think we need a nice piece of chocolate.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
The Visual Interpretation of Data
Macabre Minds Want to Know
Given our morbid fascination with beheading (Henry VIII's wives, the French Revolution, etc.), we've often wondered about that particular exit. Here's what the article's author Anna Gosline says:
Beheading, if somewhat gruesome, can be one of the quickest and least painful ways to die - so long as the executioner is skilled, his blade sharp, and the condemned sits still.
The height of decapitation technology is, of course, the guillotine. Officially adopted by the French government in 1792, it was seen as more humane than other methods of execution. When the guillotine was first used in public, onlookers were reportedly aghast at the speed of death.
Quick it may be, but consciousness is nevertheless believed to continue after the spinal chord is severed. A study in rats in 1991 found that it takes 2.7 seconds for the brain to consume the oxygen from the blood in the head; the equivalent figure for humans has been calculated at 7 seconds. Some macabre historical reports from post-revolutionary France cited movements of the eyes and mouth for 15 to 30 seconds after the blade struck, although these may have been post-mortem twitches and reflexes.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Student Life and "The System"
The Cultural Anthropology class of Michael L. Wesch at Kansas State University has created a YouTube film which illustrates the life of today's student. Called A Vision of Students Today, the short film (about 4.5 min.) summarizes "some of the most important characteristics of students today - how they learn, what they need to learn, their goals, hopes, dreams, what their lives will be like, and what kinds of changes they will experience in their lifetime." The video was created by Prof. Wesch in collaboration with 200 students at Kansas State University.
Among the startling survey results the students share? On average, they complete only 49% of the readings assigned to them; only 28% of their assignments seem relevant to their lives; they'll read 8 books this year, 2,300 webpages, and 1,281 Facebook entries; they'll write 42 pages for class in a semester, but over 500 pages of email.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
SF Minds Want to Know
You'll find the answers--beautifully pictured to scale--on Jeff Russell's Starship Dimensions: A Museum of Speculative Fiction inspired Spaceships.
Pictured: Jabba's Sail Barge from Star Wars
- Serenity -- TV series Firefly and the movie Serenity
- Enterprise -- various Star Trek TV series and movies
- Discovery -- 2001: a Space Odyssey
- Nostromo -- Alien
- Millennium Falcon -- Star Wars
- Columbia -- Battlestar Galactica 1968 TV series
Monday, October 15, 2007
How to Cite a Blog in a Science Paper
You can see an explanation of the citation rules for weblogs with examples on the style guide's web site.
Podcasts from the National Book Festival 2007
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Paris Architecture Explained
Agatha Christie, Queen of Crime
For more great Christie web sites, the Librarians' Index to the Internet recommends
- Delicious Death, an Agatha Christie works list and
- the British Museum's exhibit on Agatha Christie and Archaeology.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
“I am too cool to be a professor, I am too cool to be a professor.”
Most professors don’t know how to dress themselves. They are rarely seen with beautiful people. They usually drive ugly cars. And most of them don’t even know how to tip properly. Let’s face it, pal. If you’re an academic, you are probably a nerd, a geek, a loser, or, as Sinatra—the arbiter of all things cool—used to call such people, a “Clyde.”
But that’s probably why you became a professor in the first place, instead of, say, a military test pilot, an A-list actor, or president of the United States. You stayed in school, and you never learned the rules of cool. That’s why you don’t have a license to kill.
And that’s why you need the James Bond Lifestyle Seminar for Professors©. You need to be a “Dr. Yes” instead of a “Dr. No.”
You can read the entire useful article, Clyde, on Chronicle.com.
Rave Reviews: Bestselling Fiction in America
The exhibit includes "illustrated discussions of bestsellers and movies, and types of bestsellers (such as regional, genre, and war fiction, social criticism, and scandalous books), and a link to bestseller lists" (Librarians' Index to the Internet).
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
In Honor of National Archives Month
The mustache blog is the brainchild of a photographic archivist who was looking for a way to celebrate National Archives Month (October). The result is creation of a daily mustache blog with the digital images from the collections of the University of Kentucky Archives:
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Wired Science | New PBS Show!
WIRED Science's web site describes the new show:
Locally (NW Wyoming), WIRED Science shows on PBS channels, Wednesday nights, 7:00 p.m. You can also access episodes and content on the show's web site; and you can download free video podcasts from iTunes.Each week, WIRED Science correspondents take viewers to the frontiers of discovery across the country and around the world, spotlighting the cutting-edge innovations and research that are defining 21st-century culture, and introducing the high-tech mavericks who are making it happen.
The show isn’t limited to the airwaves. WIRED Science's online arm features Web-exclusive stories, and expands the broadcast segments with additional video, blogs, columns, and interviews. A lively discussion area and regular contests bring viewers into the action. The website also features a dynamic collection of related science activities for the classroom, developed by leading science teachers - and their students - from across the US.
The War Toolbox
At the Toolbox, one can find book lists (for all age groups), movie lists, forums, lists of scholars, and supplemental information.
Monday, October 08, 2007
L'Engle Memorial Service in November
You can find a Four-Dimensional Tribute to L'Engle on NPR's Bryant Park Project.
Sunday, October 07, 2007
One Image Is Worth 1000 Words
Worth 1000 sponsors regular Photoshopping contests, and we particularly like this one, which challenges Photoshop users "to show us what occurred after the artists completed their artwork. You can show us a few seconds later, when a cow wanders in front of the American Gothic couple, or hours later, when the waiters and busboys are cleaning up the Last Supper table."
You can view all the provocative images on the Worth 1000 web site.
Wi-Fi How To
Authors Adam C. Engst and Glenn Fleishman are making their book on how to create a Wi-Fi network available online for FREE.
Why? The authors say, "We'll be frank: the book got great reviews, and we heard from hundreds of readers how they liked it–but it didn't sell well enough to continue to update it.
"That's why we're giving this edition from 2004 away at no cost: there's still much that's relevant even after all the changes that Wi-Fi has gone through. (What's really out of date? There's little coverage of WPA security and nothing on 802.11n.)"
You can access a free version of the second edition of The Wireless Networking Starter Kit by following the book's link.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Nancy Pearl's Book Lust
Nancy modestly explains that the Librarian Action Figure with its stereotypical shushing motion is not really all about her--that it represents librarians everywhere who are ready to help readers find books they love. She's traveled the world since the Action Figure came out and reports that only 23 librarians do not have a sense of humor--those are the ones who are really mad about the Action Figure.
To keep up with Nancy, we recommend Nancy Pearl's Book Lust Wiki which provides such jewels as the Rule of 50 that first appeared in Book Lust:
Monday, September 24, 2007
More on Work
In 1899, Charlotte Perkins Gilman published "The Yellow Wallpaper," a story in which a young woman diagnosed with neurasthenia takes the rest cure . . . and slowly goes mad as a result.
The story created a shocked sensation, and in 1913 Gilman published "Why I Wrote The Yellow Wallpaper" to explain the genesis of her story, which was her own struggle with the rest cure.
In it, she says,
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Work Is Not a Necessary Evil
Many of us grumble about our work lives, but consider this: "For most Americans, job satisfaction is a reliable source of happiness—more so than leisure."
The article "I Love My Work," by Arthur C. Brooks, in the September/October issue of The American explains that for most Americans "Work brings happiness":
Work carries with it intrinsic rewards, such as a sense of meaning and control in in our lives.
As one might expect, however, there are caveats:
- ". . . there is a point beyond which excessive hours of work will lower health and quality of living," and
- jobs which are less meaningful and absorbing lead to unhappiness.
About Wyoming
Among the many interesting things on the site, we especially like the Vignettes from Wyoming's Past, which are ". . . true narratives from Wyoming history. . . . prepared for the American History Cowboy Coalition, a federally funded Teaching American History program in the Natrona County School District in Casper, Wyoming."
Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Aye
- . . . for classicists;
- . . . and for theologians;
- . . . and for lesbian and gay historians;
- . . . and a tour of Pirate University.
- the Pirate-Librarian's blog;
- The Lost PowerPoint Slides (Buccaneer Edition); and
- an English-to-Pirate translator.
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
:-P
Regardless of how we may feel about the ubiquitous smiling faces, tomorrow--Wednesday, 19 September 2007--is the 25th birthday of the emoticon. :o)
Scott E. Fahlman, a professor of computer science at Carnegie Mellon University, invented the digital smiley face and first made use of it in the following email message:
From: Scott E Fahlman
I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers:
:-)
Read it sideways. Actually, it is probably more economical to mark things that are NOT jokes, given current trends. For this, use
:-(
Celebrate the computer smiley's birthday by reading how Professor Fahlman created the original at Smiley Lore :-)
P.S. Our favorite smiley is the Santa emoticon:
For Pete's Sake--Get Some Sleep!
The Chronicle of Higher Education's News Blog has reported on recent studies which suggest students really do need their sleep, albeit not necessarily during class time:
Pulling an all-nighter may get a paper done, but the time-honored practice hurts students, according to two recent studies. Students who burned the midnight oil at St. Lawrence University had lower GPA’s, and night owls on the women’s basketball team at Stanford University were slower and missed more shots, USA Today reported.
But colleges are doing more to help their students rest easy, the article said. The University of California at Los Angeles and the University of Maryland at College Park are giving workshops on sleep disorders; Rice University has a campaign for a regular bedtime; and Duke University offers stressed-out students an “Oasis” with ample windows, a fountain, and a massage chair. [emphasis and links added]
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Back to School Special . . . from Firefox!
It’s the time of year to stock up on school supplies — new spiral notebooks, pens, and … a new Web browser. Last week Mozilla, maker of the popular Firefox Web browser, released Firefox Campus Edition for free download.
logoA key feature of the new browser is the Zotero citation system developed by George Mason University’s Center for History and New Media, noted here last year. The system is designed to help students and scholars mark and manage information on the Web that they want to cite in research papers.
The campus edition browser is not all work and no play, though. It also includes a plug-in called FoxyTunes that helps manage the soundtrack to cram sessions, and StumbleUpon, a service to quickly jump among favorite blogs, online videos, and photo Web sites.—Jeffrey R. Young
Roommate with a Video-Game System?
Today's Chronicle of Higher Education reports on a study which links a roommate's gaming gear with less study time:
According to a paper scheduled for release this week by the National Bureau of Economic Research, first-year college students who happen to be assigned roommates with video-game consoles study 40 minutes less per day, on average, than first-year students whose roommates did not bring consoles.What to do? The Chronicle reports that the researchers conclude "The important lesson of their research . . . is that colleges should encourage effort, frequently reminding their students that study time pays off."
And that reduction in study time has a sizable effect on grades: First-year students whose roommates brought video-game consoles earned grades that were 0.241 lower, on a 4-point scale, than did otherwise-equivalent students whose roommates did not have consoles.
The research article--"The Causal Effect of Studying on Academic Performance"-- is available online for a fee from the National Bureau for Economic Research.
Monday, August 27, 2007
Attention
According to a recent article in The New York Times, there are no clear guidelines, although Microsoft Corporation makes use of 7 Rules for Using Laptops in Meetings:
- Make sure there's a point. Don't take laptops to meetings unless you need one for a particular task, such as a presentation.
- Designate a laptop. Put one person in charge of computer duties, for note-taking or PowerPoint projection.
- Be ready to explain why you've brought a laptop. It's just good manners to let the meeting organizer know what you've brought a computer along.
- Use some discretion. Be sure to look up from your machine, use eye contact, and stay involved with the meeting. Tablet PCs are less distracting than regular laptops because they eliminate the screen barrier.
- Turn down the bells and whistles. Be sure you mute any sort of noise or sound that may prove distracting or annoying to others.
- When in doubt, leave them out. Sometimes, it's appropriate to ask people to leave their laptops behind.
- Dissect your meetings. If people aren't paying attention to the content of your classes or meetings, then take a hard look at the way you organize the session. Meetings that are well planned and well run help keep participants focussed.
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
"I keep getting older; they stay the same age."
Here are the first 12 items on the list; you can see the entire list of 70 on the Beloit College website:
- What Berlin wall?
- Humvees, minus the artillery, have always been available to the public.
- Rush Limbaugh and the “Dittoheads” have always been lambasting liberals.
- They never “rolled down” a car window.
- Michael Moore has always been angry and funny.
- They may confuse the Keating Five with a rock group.
- They have grown up with bottled water.
- General Motors has always been working on an electric car.
- Nelson Mandela has always been free and a force in South Africa.
- Pete Rose has never played baseball.
- Rap music has always been mainstream.
- Religious leaders have always been telling politicians what to do, or else!
Wednesday, August 01, 2007
Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest
Gerald began—but was interrupted by a piercing whistle which cost him ten percent of his hearing permanently, as it did everyone else in a ten-mile radius of the eruption, not that it mattered much because for them “permanently” meant the next ten minutes or so until buried by searing lava or suffocated by choking ash—to pee.This execrable sentence erupted from the molten mind of Jim Gleeson, the 2007 grand-prize winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. And he's not even an English major, but a media technician.
For 25 years, the English Department at San Jose State University has sponsored the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, which challenges contestants to write the worst possible first sentence for the worst of all possible novels.
You can read the 2007 winners for all categories on the contest's web site, but we'll leave you with the winner of the Vile Pun category:
I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong. (Karl Scott, Brisbane, Australia)
Read Well, Live Longer
What's new, however, is that one particular characteristic of lower education levels may cause the problem: poor reading skills. A recent study from the Archives of Internal Medicine finds that reading level "independently predicts all-cause mortality and cardiovascular death among community-dwelling elderly persons."
As nHumanities has always known, reading is good for you!
(Illustration John Gilbert, "A Death Unexpected by the Reader," DMVI: ALS019 .)
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Bat Boy Lives!
Jay: These are the hot sheets?Bat Boy Lives, "the Weekly World News guide to politics, culture, celebrities, alien abductions, and the mutant freaks that shape our world," captures the essence of the WWN. Sample headlines include:
Agent K: Best investigative reporting on the planet. But go ahead, read the New York Times if you want. They get lucky sometimes.
-- IMDB
- Scientists figures out why old people smell! Over-ripe pheromones!
- Apollo 11 photographed beer cans on the moon!
- Four people vanish without a trace in Portable Toliet!
- Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers!
- 12 senators are from outer space!
Salaries for established reporters are $75,000 and more. A recent hire, with no tabloid experience, has started at $53,000, and editors make salaries well into the comfortable six figures. In an unguarded moment, Eddie, himself a tenth-grade dropout and former wire editor at the St. Petersburg Times and the Evening Independent, once confessed, "We have to pay them a lot because we are, in effect, asking them to end their careers. . . . We're the French Foreign Legion of journalism."Unfortunately, it appears the WWN has fallen on hard times. The 25 February 2006 edition of The Economist noted that American Media, the WWN's publisher
continues to sell millions of copies, but the numbers are contracting. The National Enquirer lost more than 20% of its circulation between 2003 and the middle of last year. . . . a possible conclusion is that the industry now faces the consequences of its own genius. Half-a-dozen publications now use exclamation marks on their covers to describe the divorces, pregnancies, affairs, eating disorders and assorted depravities of the same small group of celebrities. . .We wish the Weekly World News the best. After all, few other publications have the courage to report that George Bush tried to enroll in the Electoral College.
Links:
Weekly World News web site
Weekly World News on Wikipedia. (It just seems appropriate that the most extensive article about the WWN on the internet is on Wikipedia.)
Monday, April 02, 2007
Embrace the Suck
Bay writes, "At its core, warrior slang is a language of discipline and shared suffering, experiences that produce a tough human epoxy: the industrial strength social and emotional glue binding military comrades and building military units."
Some examples:
- All-American Decoy: A guard posted out in the open.
- Embrace the suck: The situation is bad, but deal with it.
- FOB: Forward Operations Base
- Fobbits: Derogatory term for soldiers who never leave a FOB.
- Hooah: U.S. Army slang. Actually a shout. Signals approval or solidarity. Means most anything except "no."
- Turkey peek: To glance around or over an object or surface, such as a corner or wall.
The Ad Generator
By remixing corporate slogans, I intend to show how the language of advertising is both deeply meaningful, in that it represents real cultural values and desires, and yet utterly meaningless in that these ideas have no relationship to the products being sold. In using the Flickr images, the piece explores the relationship between language and image, and how meaning is constructed by the juxtaposition of the two.The results are fascinating, thought provoking, and disquieting by turns.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
From Dust to Dust . . .
The September 1, 2006 column was "20 Things You Didn't Know About Death." Various tidbits include:
- "Burials in America deposit 827,060 gallons of embalming fluid—formaldehyde, methanol, and ethanol—into the soil each year." (In case you see this as a good argument for cremation, it throws "dioxins, hydrochloric acid, sulfur dioxide, and carbon dioxide into the air." Oh well, as Dylan Thomas wrote, "Do not go gentle into that good night.")
- "There are at least 200 euphemisms for death, including 'to be in Abraham's bosom,' 'just add maggots,' and 'sleep with the Tribbles' (a Star Trek favorite)."
- " No American has died of old age since 1951." (The feds dropped that classification from death certificates in that year.)
(The image of The Grim Reaper is from The Grim Adventures of Bill and Mandy, a series on the Cartoon Network.)
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
The New York Times for Free*
The New York Times Select is now available to faculty and students at colleges and universities for free.
All you need is a .edu email address.
A Select subscription allows access to the New York Times archive, where you may access up to 100 articles per month for free.
A number of other features come with this service, including access to op-ed and news columnists.
Here is a link to their sign up page.
Thursday, March 08, 2007
The Death of Handwriting
Keyboards and keypads surround us. We type memos and reports and blog entries, we send emails, and we tap out text messages.
On the one hand, the rise of the computer seems to have increased the practice of ordinary people putting their thoughts in writing. On the other hand, it has also resulted in a decline of the handwritten word.
Physicians have long been notorious for poor handwriting--particularly on prescriptions like the one above, which is from the MethodistMD website.
In an article entitled "The Handwriting is on the Wall," The Washington Post reported last fall that
When handwritten essays were introduced on the SAT exams for the class of 2006, just 15 percent of the almost 1.5 million students wrote their answers in cursive. The rest? They printed. Block letters.According to the Post, the problem is not just the proliferation of keyboards in our lives. Schools have significantly reduced the time spent on cursive, which was practiced as much as two hours a week in the 1940s and 50s. Susan Bowen points out in "Handwriting: A Key to Literacy" that
For years, colleges of education have largely ignored methodology of handwriting instruction. When more than 200 primary school teachers were asked if they felt prepared to teach handwriting, 90 percent responded that they did not. Very few, if any, colleges of education offer courses in the teaching of handwriting.The concern from a number of educators is that the ability to write in cursive offers more benefits than simply producing legible handwriting. The Post notes,
The loss of handwriting also may be a cognitive opportunity missed. The neurological process that directs thought, through fingers, into written symbols is a highly sophisticated one. Several academic studies have found that good handwriting skills at a young age can help children express their thoughts better -- a lifelong benefit.Perhaps not all is lost, however. The Guardian notes Patricia Lovett, fellow of the Calligraphy and Lettering Arts Society, says the death of handwriting has been "greatly exaggerated." Maybe so. Britain is now running a National Handwriting Competition.
On the other hand, it's probably a good thing I'm typing this entry. My handwriting is pretty bad.
Friday, February 16, 2007
Cocktail Party Chatter
Yeah . . . we can't believe Billington omitted Blade Runner (1982, Dir. Ridley Scott) either.
Friday, February 09, 2007
Image-Editing for the Rest of Us
As a result, he's been using free web-based photo editors, and he's narrowed his list to a few favorites:
- Picnik.com
- Snipshot.com
- Pixer.us
- Fauxto.com (pronounced "photo")